please come you make the beer taste better
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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