my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize