he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
tell me about the fingering
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