thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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