I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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