return my video game
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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