You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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