He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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