That's intense
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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