I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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