is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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