i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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