Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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