Christians are straight up FREAKS
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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