you guys were way drunker than both of me
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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