i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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