You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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