I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Why is your signature on my underwear?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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