Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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