Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
