What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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