He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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