May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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