so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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