dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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