Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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