do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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