if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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