just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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