I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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