p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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