It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
you never un-have a 4some
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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