There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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