So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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