my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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