belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
if you like me you must not know who I am
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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