At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
