the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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