It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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