the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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