I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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