are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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