hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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