do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I touched a dick in church today
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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