is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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