is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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