Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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