Only a mothe r could love this liver
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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