Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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