I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Let's get the cat blown out
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