If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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