I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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