where does the pee come out of this thing
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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