Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
