so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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