in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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