Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I love you. Go after that dick
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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