Only a mothe r could love this liver
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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