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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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